Monday, November 10, 2008

I'm house is not

5 minutes for me in the shower and this is what I got

* Micah opened a package of Graham Crackers and took a bite out of almost every one, spreading crumbs and crackers ALL over my kitchen

*He found a box of crayons that wasn't put high enough and made beautiful art work on my bathroom wall (my newly painted bathroom)

* He then broke the crayon into small pieces and shoved it down my bath tub drain

Now all of this happened in NO MORE than 5 minutes! You'd think I would have known better by now....At least it wasn't as bad as 2 weeks ago when he got into a Locked cabinet and pulled out the cat shampoo...and used half of the bottle on my poor cat! (and my floor as well) I'm just looking to have someone come to my house for 2 hours a day....Between the hours of 8-10 would be perfect....$5 for 2 hours is what I can afford. Anyone interested? Just think....I could put my gym membership to use on a daily basis, and I could take a shower (longer than 5 minutes) in peace :) I don't know what I'd do without Micah Man :)


Kelly Ford said...

See.. you need another baby to keep him company. WHEN will you answer these rumors???
And i'm glad you caught a shower. Too bad they dont make kid crates like they do for dogs. I guess that'd be illegal, anyways. Can you belive i'm gonna have a kid? And that they're gonna let me take it home?! HA!

Jeremy and Laura McBryar said...

Oh my goodness... I had a dream about Micah after I read your block that night... Sigh.... It was an awful dream and he (a little bit older) jumped into an ocean or a lake without any life vest on. I was scared out of my mind. We pulled him up by his foot. I guess we will all need to keep an eye on him from now on. I wish I didn't work or I'd come and stay with him every day!

Jeremy and Laura McBryar said...

DId you get the crayon off??? Did you try one of those magic erasers?